Get ready to have your mind blown, because we guarantee you’ve never seen a sex machine like this before. Introducing the Reciprocating Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter: the ingenious adapter that allows you to turn any reciprocating saw or Sawzall into a powerhouse sex toy. Be forewarned that this toy isn’t for wimps, and unless you want to be jackhammered into total ecstasy you should probably take your business somewhere else. But if you’re the sort of discerning sex toy enthusiast who knows exactly what you like—and how hard you like it—then this little device will rock your world. Keep reading to find out just how.
We all know manual dildos and traditional vibrators can be a lot of fun, but they also have some obvious limitations. Even high-powered vibrators like the beloved Hitachi Magic Wand are only as powerful as their pre-programmed settings, and a dildo can only fuck you as hard and fast as you can fuck yourself. But the Reciprocating Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter has no such limitations. The back-and-forth motion of the blade mimics the powerful thrusts of a partner, and the speed of the motor outpaces even the most high-tech garden variety vibrator. Think about this: This is a power tool designed to cut through nails. Now imagine combining that speed and intensity with one of Doc Johnson’s top-of-the-line silicone dongs. The possibilities are endless … and endlessly orgasmic.
The remarkable Reciprocating Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter is made of industrial-grade aluminum with a stainless-steel tang and measures 5 ½ inches long by 1 inch wide. It’s turned on a lathe, giving it its unique shape, and electro-polished to a sleek finish, allowing you to transform any reciprocating saw or Sawzall into the fucking machine of your dreams. Best of all, it’s compatible with Doc Johnson’s full line of Vac-U-Lock dildos, so you never have to feel limited to a single cock again. Assembly is easy: Simply remove the pivot foot from your reciprocating saw, attach the tang to the end, secure it in place with your Allen wrench, and then slide on the Vac-U-Lock dildo of your choice. Voila! Now all you have to do is lube up, and you’ll be ready for some fast and furious penetration.
The best part of using this adapter is what a uniquely customizable sexual experience it has to offer. Not only can you ratchet up the speed and intensity of the reciprocating saw’s motor to hit just the right spot exactly the way you want it, you can outfit the adapter with any dildo from the Vac-U-Lock collection to really spice things up. And as you already know, Doc Johnson’s versatile silicone dongs come in a huge range of shapes, sizes, textures, and colors, so you’re free to experiment and find out which combination of toys gets the job done to your satisfaction. All of Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock dildos are suitable for vaginal or anal stimulation, so you’re free to get yourself off in a variety of ways. If you want to really test the limits of your endurance, consider combining the Vac-U-Lock Adapter with the popular Double Penetrator for simultaneous vaginal and anal action. Plus, the size and portability of most modern reciprocating saws means that you can use your new homemade fucking machine alone, or on a partner. Why not share the fun, after all?
Have you tried the Reciprocating Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter? If so, we’d love for you to share your experience in the comments. Tell us all about it!
(Please note that this adapter is not compatible with new-style Ryobi reciprocating saws with quick release. Double check to ensure that the adapter will be compatible with your saw prior to purchase.)